The moronic way of life !

tltty:

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i ain’t tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

mrscharcanine:

of-castles-and-converses:

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

OH GOD I CANT BREATHE

LOLWUT

littleblackangelwings:

oldsportyspice:

when you get a test and you actually understand all the questions

Omg I accidentally said that aloud during a test once and someone behind me said “That’s wonderful, Chekov. Now if you please, return to your post and continue,” in a Spock voice.

morristibbs:

sabrinagrimm:

gamzeemakarena:

yeah but do vaginas get itchy

is the sky blue

is water wet

I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE !!!